Coldplay... Oh you! A Comic... For Me!

Mylo Xyloto Comic Books and "Hurts Like Heaven" Graphic Video

God Coldplay, you guys just love me too much, I'm being totally serious. You didn't have to make me comic books! And a video clearly dedicated to my colorful way of life! You guys are the best, you didn't have to, although I did design Chris Martin's piano and everything.
             Why didn't anyone tell me Coldplay had released a little graphic novel-y video for Hurts Like Heaven or that there were goddamn COMIC BOOKS about Mylo Xyloto! Honestly it's just the best! By far Coldplay's best video; although not their best song. The song is still a hit, but I was just sitting here reading the comic and drooling and thinking why is it so awesome! In case you haven't seen the video, here it is...

Pure Colorful Awesomeness! Am I right, or am I wrong? Probably the first one I'd say... So I was sitting in my little underground hovel bathing in my own excrement, when a thought hit me, this should be a comic book series! So I contacted Coldplay and here we are! Voila! Nope, I just used my thinking powers to Google 'Mylo Xyloto comic' and called myself a genius. It wasn't even that hard, I just watched the video to the end and saw the little credits :D #cheating.
             But I must own these comic books, there is a series of six available on iTunes, the first is £0.49 and the rest are £1.49. Did someone say 'borrow parents credit card'? Probably, there are seven billion people I imagine someone did at some point in life. Just wanted to show you the #color in life!

Stay tuned for more #color!

Numbers Usually Go Up Right? - Xbox One

Sony In Office With Fingers Up Their Asses

It must have come as a shock to Sony when Microsoft, their rivals, who they thought had filled the waste paper basket one too many times, suddenly bounce back with their upcoming console. Ahh, the joys of the Xbox One... wait, Xbox One... We go from Xbox, to Xbox 360, to Xbox One? What the actual fuck? But I do think Xbox One sounds better, especially as a word instead of a number... that sounds so weird.
             The new console is reported to do everything. Bullshit. Nothing does everything. That is absolute bull-shit. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. It does not do everything. It does a couple of things, that's all. God Microsoft get your facts right... but going along with the expression, is everything what the crowd (us) wants? Do we want a console which can do everything we purchased our $1000 computers for, what if all we want to do is game? It's taking the fun out of money spending! So are you wondering what genius design they came up with... they went with rape the fuck out of the PS2 design and take it and spray it all over our new console until it reeks of Sony... and Sony smells of fish. Okay, so it doesn't look so much like a PS2 but please tell me you can see where I am coming from...
             Now, before you complain, I know this is one of the most common argument topics on the internet, but I've just created a group on Google Groups, which has a forum, called Geek Forums and Discussions. Go there to argue about what is better, PS3 or Xbox, and just any general crap posted really. It is the official forum of this blog, and will be superly fantasically adventurously timey awesome.
             So, this new console can play videogames, movies, TV, DVDs and Blu-Rays, read your heartbeat, recognize your face and voice, play music, browse the internet, make Skype and conference calls and, in the split screen Snap Mode, do both of those things at once! Let me tell you, fighting over the TV remote will be a lot easier for me knowing that as soon as my sister gets her TV show I just scream "Switch Off" and the whole thing goes to bollocks.
             I would quite like a console like this to be honest, but I would still want to have a smartphone or computer just to feel natural. This will be something I seriously consider buying however. So, go over to the Forums to witness awesomeness while I go walk my dog and buy butter :P   . But first, photos and videos!

Stay tuned :P

           

We Have Passed... 200 Pageviews!!!

Just A Little Reminder to Say... 200 Pageviews Bitches!!!

So, I haven't been on for a few days, and I've been waiting for this milestone which would have come a lot earlier on a decent blog... 200 Pageviews Bitches... 201 if your being all technical and shit.
             This is probably my shortest post but just saying, 200... Stay tuned for more!