Sunday 19 May 2013

Bitches Didn't Invite Me - EPCOT Centre Fired Up for 'Monsters University'

Disney Didn't Invite Me :(

My guess is, I didn't receive the letter soon enough, wanna know why? Of course you do... NO POST ON SUNDAYS! Who got that reference... everyone... good. As you probably know, 'Monsters University' is coming to us in June, so what better way for Disney to get us fired up than to make 'Spaceship Earth' (EPCOT to you MUGGLES!) into an enormous Mike Wazowski, and then an enormous, roaring, firework-y James P. Sullivan (Sulley as I, his best friend, call him). And nobody told me to come... Obviously because of the post thing and the Sunday thing. Yep, that's it...
             If you were at Disney World at the time, you will have obviously found the whole thing mesmerizing unless you are completely out of your mind, deaf and blind, or soulless because Windows is still looking for a solution to the fucking problem (seriously dude, that problem is never solved, Linux time!) , but i'm expecting some commented apologies on why you didn't invite me. Projectors were positioned near the various Monorail systems, all pointing at the 180-foot globe, this isn't just to impress kids, adults, come on, admit it, you were fighting the urge to cry when he didn't wave back at you... just admit it...
             This event is also leading up to Disney's "Monstrous Summer" in which Magic Kingdom, Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure Park are all open for 24 Hours on May 24th! Coinkydink? I don't believe in them (call me an idiot if you will, but I have logic...)! So, wanna see the magic happen, the video probably won't work, but here goes...


And here are pictures...


Sulley displaying what happens when men accidentally sit on their balls...


Mike!!! Best character!

Stay Tuned!!!


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