Coulson returns... I Shit The Bed

Coulson returns in ABC's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Spoiler ALERT - The Avengers

I read this and was just so so so so so so happy... Coulson is coming back... turn away now, avert your eyes, if you have never seen a hairless cat... no, but if you haven't seen Marvel's The Avengers, then seriously look away. In September 2013, a new Marvel TV show is set to air, produced by Joss Whedon (ha, he got weed on), Jed Whedon (ha, him too) and Maurissa Tancharoen . Yes, this is what it's like to have no friends folks... See, only someone who has no friends would say folks... and only someone who has no friends would bother to point that out... and that...
             So if you have friends (who am I kidding, you're on this blog), then you may not have heard that ABC has an upcoming TV show titled Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and another little detail you may have missed, Coulson is returning, despite his death, but maybe he was too strong to be killed (by a fucking God guy?). What's important is, he's back, and awesome... and he's Coulson so obviously we can expect bitches and pimps around somewhere. Anyway, aside from bitches and pimps although that topic is the only important thing in life, here are some shots of the new show.

Awesome logo!

So here are the bitches and pimps...

Here's the official summary type thing ABC put out about the show

         
Clark Gregg reprises his role of Agent Phil Coulson from Marvel's feature films, as he assembles a small, highly select group of Agents from the worldwide law-enforcement organization known as S.H.I.E.L.D. Together they investigate the new, the strange and the unknown around the globe, protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary. Coulson's team consists of Agent Grant Ward (Brett Dalton), highly trained in combat and espionage; Agent Melinda May (Ming-Na Wen), expert pilot and martial artist; Agent Leo Fitz (Iain De Caestecker), brilliant engineer; and Agent Jemma Simmons (Elizabeth Henstridge), genius bio-chemist. Joining them on their journey into mystery is new recruit and computer hacker Skye (Chloe Bennet).

Impressive huh? But where is my Scarlett Johansson?! On top of the new Marvel show, ABC is also introducing another new show, a spin off from a previous series, the new series titled Once Upon a Time in Wonderland,  will obviously be similar to the original show except... well... set in Wonderland I'm guessing... so here is the trailer....

And here is the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. trailer...

Stay tuned for more geek news #Browns!